I don’t want to make him feel like an asshole

But I can’t help but always want more.

Maybe my standards are too high. Maybe I demand too much. Maybe I just want to tear all his rules to shreds.

This isn’t how it’s supposed to be. I know how it is supposed to be. I’m not asking too much. If you don’t ask for more you won’t get it.

Cats are liquid. “Liquids … take the shape of the container while maintaining a constant volume”. That’s it. So cats are liquid.

“Do you know what the capital of Michigan is?”
“Yes, wait, no… FUCK!”
“Want me to tell you?”
“NO!”

It’s rage time when the Saints are on. Hahaha

I can drive from Mobile to Fairhope, Alabama in the dark without my glasses with my boyfriend passed out in the seat next to me.

And what have you done lately?

Hahahaha I’m not kidding.

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I loooove you too!

Think good thoughts for tomorrow, kids.